Day: January 30, 2017
Posted in Arts
31-YEAR-OLD CAN’T HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS, BAND PRACTICE TO BLAME.
No one wants to hear a reggae, ska, punk, metal band — it’s not breaking the mold; its just stupid.
FATE OF ENTIRE NATION RESTS ON TEMPERAMENT OF 3 A.M. TWEET.
As the clock strikes 3:01 A.M., an entire nation looks on with terror as electromagnetic waves containing threats of war and hate speech depart from the New York skyline
Posted in Food
AREA MAN CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF SHITTY JOB.
“He’s always coming in on his days off, trying to pick up shifts, or lingering around after his shifts,”
REPORT: IF YOU DIDN’T POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
“Any photos, videos, or even audio recordings you’ve taken without posting to Facebook, twitter, snapchat, Instagram — hell — even Pintrest, don’t exist.”