Day: January 31, 2017
COUNTRY NOT GOING IN DIRECTION ILLUMINATI LEADER IMAGINED.
the only remnant of his existence was the smell of smoke that came from his ivory pipe.
DRUNK GUY HIGH-FIVING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE.
SAVANNAH, GA — local man, Andy Lutz, 26, reportedly spent last Sunday night relentlessly high-fiving anyone and everyone in sight. A perfect storm of vodka-red…
AREA MAN TAKES ANTACID BEFORE EVERY MEAL, “JUST IN CASE.”
“His body probably doesn’t have the ability to regulate how much stomach acid it produces anymore,”
AREA MAN FORCED TO GET CREATIVE TO KEEP PROBLEM AFTER FOURTH SOLUTION OFFERED.
LONG BEACH, CA — Local man Dustin Jacobs, 27, was forced to dig into the deepest, most creative, recesses of his mind to combat yet…