Month: March 2017
REPORT: 90% OF EVERYTHING BOSS SAYS COMPLETE HORSESHIT.
ATLANTA, GA — A striking new study from Georgia Tech revealed today that nearly everything your boss says might as well be coming directly from…
TRUMP: “I AM AMERICA’S ST. PATRICK, AND I WILL GET RID OF THE SNAKES!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump took to the podium last night in a press conference, which, quite frankly, shocked almost no one. “Listen up people,…
ANTHONY HOPKINS AND KEVIN HART TO CO-STAR IN BUDDY COP FILM.
LOS ANGELES, CA — Armed and Dangerous, a feel-good-action-comedy, is set to release during blockbuster season 2018. The film follows James Brick (Kevin Hart), a…
RESTAURANT LOOKS LIKE FRONT FOR MONEY LAUNDERING OPERATION
NEW YORK, NY — Situated in the heart of the financial district, local restaurant China Chalet seemingly hasn’t served a customer in months. The Chalet,…