Day: June 27, 2017
TAXI FEATURES MOST UNRESPONSIVE TOUCH SCREEN EVER.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Bill de Blasio was pleased to announce a new fleet of hybrid electric taxis this week, capable of achieving upwards…
PHANTOM NATION OF COAL MINERS MOST CATERED TO DEMOGRAPHIC IN U.S.
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following President Trump’s decision to pull out of the Paris Agreement earlier this month, the Census Advisory Committee released a special report…
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AREA MAN DISAPPOINTED RESTAURANT OUT OF MENU ITEM
MYRTLE BEACH, SC — Area man Todd Grainger was overcome with great sadness today, after attempting to order an unavailable food item from local restaurant, Sandy’s…
CALL CENTER EMPLOYEE HORRIFIED PERSON BROKE THROUGH AUTOMATIC RESPONSE LOOP
BISMARCK, ND — Instant ramen scalded the lap of startled Jason Orlando, 37, as the voice of a frustrated customer filled his headset. “Umm, hello?!…