RALEIGH, NC — Upon completing two lessons in basic HTML, area man Todd Greene, 55, felt the power of the tech gods coursing through his veins. “So this is how Hephaestus felt as he forged the weapons of the gods,” Greene muttered, staring at his hands in disbelief. “I’ve become more powerful than I could have ever imagined.” Greene, a small business owner, plans to shut down his self-run landscaping business to join Anonymous, the vigilante hacker group. “Just think about it: with a few lines of code we can take down the entire system and have the 1% at our feet,” Greene chuckled, as a smirk came across his terribly misinformed face. Greene’s foray into CSS, however, was not as sucessful; his attempts to center an image on his homepage left him slamming his fists on his keyboard. At press time Greene could be seen stroking the beginnings of his neck-beard as he chewed on the end of a corn-cob pipe.