SEATTLE, WA — Local couple Katherine Levy and Sean Howzer we’re simply trying to enjoy a romantic Valentine’s day dinner, when the couple sitting next to them began to take interest in their evening. “It started off as harmless small talk, you know — ‘That looks really good. What is it?’ or ‘You guys should get this lamb shank next time, it’s to die for’ — but it ended up taking a really weird turn when they started asking about our love life,” said Levy, as a cold violated look came across her face. “I tried to tell them, straight up, we weren’t interested, but they were so persistent — the older guy kept rubbing my thigh and telling me to ‘stay sharp shooter’ then he’d wink at me,” said Howzer, feeling utterly disgusted with his body. At press time the only comment the young couple could offer is that it would be a “long time” before they could comfortably go out to dinner again.