ATLANTA, GA — A striking new study from Georgia Tech revealed today that nearly everything your boss says might as well be coming directly from a horse’s ass. Professor Julien Aspen, PhD in Sociology, led the team of responsible for the find. “What’s really interesting,” comented Aspen, “is that in addition to dealing with their boss’ horseshit, most of the study’s participants began questioning the intelligence of their higher-ups; wondering ‘who gave these people jobs,’ or ‘how did these cock-suckers survive this long.'” At press time, the graduate students who assisted Aspen could be seen rolling their eyes in disgust at his mere presence.