LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources inside Lenny’s Bagels, in downtown Los Angeles, confirmed, on Friday, that miserable crone, and unpleasant  woman, Kathy McMahon, 47, ordered an everything bagel toasted with low-fat, scallion cream cheese and the inside “scooped-out.” Senior sandwich engineer, and bagel expert, Engel Cornado, 28, was perplexed by the order, having to confirm with the cashier several times before desecrating the sacred inside of the bagel. “I just hope she gets help,” Cornado said emphatically. “I can’t imagine what type of emotional hardship one has to be going through to not be able to enjoy the fluffy, warm, wholesome goodness of a bagel,” Cornado said wiping a solitary tear from his eye. McMohan also requested that Cornado use as little cream cheese as possible, siting her new diet as cause for her unconscionable order. At press time Cornado, and several others behind the counter, could be seen delivering a memorial service for McMohan’s mistreated and abused bagel.