ROLLING HILLS, WY — Local man Justin Raynes, 26, stared longing into the distance, thinking about his ex-girlfriend. Vannessa Willard, Raynes’ Ex, 28, ended the relationship — still in its infancy — after an hour-long argument; sighting his commitment issues and “fuk boi” life style as reasons for the break-up. Willard, now happily engaged, with plans to start a family of her own, has dodged a major bullet here, sources say. “I know it’s been nine months since we broke-up, and we were only together for half a year, and I still don’t want kids, but we had a connection, like Ross and Rachel,” Raynes said as rain drops rolled down the window in front of him adding to his depressive mood. Raynes’ close friends and coworkers have been dealing with the fallout from his “Ex problems” for several months now, and tensions are rising. “We’ve had to cancel plans we made weeks in advance numerous times, because he ‘didn’t feel like going out,’ or ‘someone might remind me of her,’ — get it together man. I’ve had Plants for longer than they were together, for fuck’s sake.” says Ryan Greene one of Raynes’ childhood buddies. At press time Raynes’ close friends and family members could be seen screening his calls and avoiding his text messages.