Author: Nes
AREA MAN FORCED TO GET CREATIVE TO KEEP PROBLEM AFTER FOURTH SOLUTION OFFERED.
LONG BEACH, CA — Local man Dustin Jacobs, 27, was forced to dig into the deepest, most creative, recesses of his mind to combat yet…
Posted in Arts
31-YEAR-OLD CAN’T HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS, BAND PRACTICE TO BLAME.
No one wants to hear a reggae, ska, punk, metal band — it’s not breaking the mold; its just stupid.
Posted in Food
AREA MAN CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF SHITTY JOB.
“He’s always coming in on his days off, trying to pick up shifts, or lingering around after his shifts,”
REPORT: IF YOU DIDN’T POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
“Any photos, videos, or even audio recordings you’ve taken without posting to Facebook, twitter, snapchat, Instagram — hell — even Pintrest, don’t exist.”