NAUGATUCK, CN – Local C.E.O Wyatt Tanner welcomed his new Managing Director, Diana R. Clinton, with a brand-new office featuring an all-glass ceiling placed directly underneath his own office. Employee feedback during the construction of the new office was mixed: one co-worker described it as a “classic power move” while another female coworker remarked that it was “a violation of privacy, extremely insulting, and sends the wrong message.” Tanner defended his decision, citing the fact that he needed her to be “just a tap on the glass away.” At press time, Ms. Clinton was seen filling out a mountain of paperwork in the H.R. all-glass cube.