Category: Culture
Man Attempting to Make Positive Change in Life Belittled and Berated by Friends, Family.
CINCINNATI, OH — Just moments after local man Brian Mueller, 37, admitted his plan to “turn his life around” the insults began to fly. “Yeah,…
Get it Together Jews — How the FUCK do you Spell Hanukkah?
Seriously, figure it out.
How Has No One Accused Bill Maher of Anything Yet?
Los Angeles, CA — Yet another week has passed, and the chauvinistic hills of Hollywood continue to crumble, and rightfully so. As new predators emerge,…
CITY PUMPING OUT PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC’S LIKE HOT CAKES
New York, NY — Mayor Bill De Blasio came out in celebration this past week, after New York City was named the best city in…
FLORIDA STATE TO OFFER MASTERS IN TAILGATING AND DATE RAPE.
TALLAHASSEE, FL — Starting this spring Florida State University will be offering a masters program in tailgating and date rape. The program, which features classes…
TRUMP: “I AM AMERICA’S ST. PATRICK, AND I WILL GET RID OF THE SNAKES!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump took to the podium last night in a press conference, which, quite frankly, shocked almost no one. “Listen up people,…