Category: Food
MAN TO FINDS COURAGE TO TIP ONLY 7%
CHICAGO, IL — After receiving what can only be described as pristine and highly attentive service, at a well established local watering hole, Allen Bradley,…
AREA MAN DISAPPOINTED RESTAURANT OUT OF MENU ITEM
MYRTLE BEACH, SC — Area man Todd Grainger was overcome with great sadness today, after attempting to order an unavailable food item from local restaurant, Sandy’s…
MISERABLE WOMAN ORDERS BAGEL SCOOPED OUT
LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources inside Lenny’s Bagels, in downtown Los Angeles, confirmed, on Friday, that miserable crone, and unpleasant woman, Kathy McMahon, 47, ordered…
FOOD ORDER COMES WAY TOO FAST.
ST. LOUIS, MO — Mere moments after placing their order, local couple, Jane Lovett and Matthew Rodgers’s, appetizers hit the table. “Wow, that was fast!”…
RESTAURANT LOOKS LIKE FRONT FOR MONEY LAUNDERING OPERATION
NEW YORK, NY — Situated in the heart of the financial district, local restaurant China Chalet seemingly hasn’t served a customer in months. The Chalet,…
BEST MEAL MAN EVER HAD MOSTLY MELTED CHEESE.
MCKEES ROCKS, PA — Local man Dale Ryan, 44, reportedly ate the best meal of his life, this past Thursday, consisting mostly of melted cheese….
DRUNK GUY HIGH-FIVING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE.
SAVANNAH, GA — local man, Andy Lutz, 26, reportedly spent last Sunday night relentlessly high-fiving anyone and everyone in sight. A perfect storm of vodka-red…
AREA MAN TAKES ANTACID BEFORE EVERY MEAL, “JUST IN CASE.”
“His body probably doesn’t have the ability to regulate how much stomach acid it produces anymore,”
AREA MAN CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF SHITTY JOB.
“He’s always coming in on his days off, trying to pick up shifts, or lingering around after his shifts,”