Category: Health
Water in Public Pool Touches Everyone’s Asshole, Your Face.
“Just look at all of ’em — There’s no way they all wiped.”
Man Attempting to Make Positive Change in Life Belittled and Berated by Friends, Family.
CINCINNATI, OH — Just moments after local man Brian Mueller, 37, admitted his plan to “turn his life around” the insults began to fly. “Yeah,…
FLACCID PENIS EXPOSURE HIGHER THAN GENERAL PRACTITIONER IMAGINED
BOSTON, MA — Local man and general practitioner, Gregory Mansfield, MD, 38, confirmed on this past Wednesday that he never imagined he’d have to see…
FRIDAY GYM-GOER TO COUNTERACT WEEKEND ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION WITH 20 MINUTE WORKOUT.
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Members of planet fitness in downtown Austin plan to desparately flail their limbs, in a futile — albiet honorable –attempt to counteract…
AREA MAN THINKING ABOUT EX AGAIN.
ROLLING HILLS, WY — Local man Justin Raynes, 26, stared longing into the distance, thinking about his ex-girlfriend. Vannessa Willard, Raynes’ Ex, 28, ended the…
AREA MAN TAKES ANTACID BEFORE EVERY MEAL, “JUST IN CASE.”
“His body probably doesn’t have the ability to regulate how much stomach acid it produces anymore,”
AREA MAN FORCED TO GET CREATIVE TO KEEP PROBLEM AFTER FOURTH SOLUTION OFFERED.
LONG BEACH, CA — Local man Dustin Jacobs, 27, was forced to dig into the deepest, most creative, recesses of his mind to combat yet…