Category: Social
‘Yooo!’ Inquires Friend Looking to Get Absolutely Shit-Housed.
Cincinnati, OH — The feeling of impending dread brewed in the stomach of local man Brian Shore, 31, as he read the latest message in…
NATION FEELS MOST SAFE, RELIEVED ALONE IN ELEVATOR.
NEW HAVEN, CT — Researchers, from Yale University, published the results of a two-year-long study, yesterday, revealing that people are most relaxed and feel the…
Passersby Hoping For Massive Accident, Captivated by Crane Hoisting Massive Object.
New York, NY — The citizens of New York, were frozen in place, this afternoon, as a crane, at the Hudson Yards construction site, raised…
AREA MAN TO BE REPORTED TO BUREAU OF SHITTY FRIENDS
Park City, UT — Three cancelled hangout sessions and several dodged phone calls were the straw that broke local man Brian Parker’s, 29, back. Despite…
MAN TO FINDS COURAGE TO TIP ONLY 7%
CHICAGO, IL — After receiving what can only be described as pristine and highly attentive service, at a well established local watering hole, Allen Bradley,…
CITY PUMPING OUT PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC’S LIKE HOT CAKES
New York, NY — Mayor Bill De Blasio came out in celebration this past week, after New York City was named the best city in…
MAN’S ASS CRACK ALWAYS SHOWING
JACKSONVILLE, FL — Local man Andy Hodge went about his week seemingly unaware of the devastation the deep, dark, crevasse betwixt his lumbering, thunder-thighs was…
EXPERTS CONFIRM PEOPLE WHO SAY “I DON’T SEE COLOR” NOT RACIST AT ALL.
Albuquerque, NM — Dr. Robert Schmek, Professor of sociology at the University of New Mexico, 49, led the team that published its findings in the International…
SWINGERS CREEPING OUT COUPLE TRYING TO HAVE NORMAL VALENTINE’S DAY.
SEATTLE, WA — Local couple Katherine Levy and Sean Howzer we’re simply trying to enjoy a romantic Valentine’s day dinner, when the couple sitting next…
MAN TURNS MINOR INCONVENIENCE INTO 10 MINUTE VLOG POST
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After being forced to purchase generic brand Greek yogurt, Local man Tim Howard, 39, started a vlog entry that would cascade…