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‘Yooo!’ Inquires Friend Looking to Get Absolutely Shit-Housed.

Cincinnati, OH — The feeling of impending dread brewed in the stomach of local man Brian Shore, 31, as he read the latest message in…

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NATION FEELS MOST SAFE, RELIEVED ALONE IN ELEVATOR.

NEW HAVEN, CT — Researchers, from Yale University, published the results of a two-year-long study, yesterday, revealing that people are most relaxed and feel the…

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Passersby Hoping For Massive Accident, Captivated by Crane Hoisting Massive Object.

New York, NY — The citizens of New York, were frozen in place, this afternoon, as a crane, at the Hudson Yards construction site, raised…

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AREA MAN TO BE REPORTED TO BUREAU OF SHITTY FRIENDS

Park City, UT — Three cancelled hangout sessions and several dodged phone calls were the straw that broke local man Brian Parker’s, 29, back.  Despite…

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MAN TO FINDS COURAGE TO TIP ONLY 7%

CHICAGO, IL — After receiving what can only be described as pristine and highly attentive service, at a well established local watering hole, Allen Bradley,…

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CITY PUMPING OUT PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC’S LIKE HOT CAKES

New York, NY — Mayor Bill De Blasio came out in celebration this past week, after New York City was named the best city in…

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MAN’S ASS CRACK ALWAYS SHOWING

JACKSONVILLE, FL — Local man Andy Hodge went about his week seemingly unaware of the devastation the deep, dark, crevasse betwixt his lumbering, thunder-thighs was…

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EXPERTS CONFIRM PEOPLE WHO SAY “I DON’T SEE COLOR” NOT RACIST AT ALL.

Albuquerque, NM — Dr. Robert Schmek, Professor of sociology at the University of New Mexico, 49, led the team that published its findings in the International…

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SWINGERS CREEPING OUT COUPLE TRYING TO HAVE NORMAL VALENTINE’S DAY.

SEATTLE, WA — Local couple Katherine Levy and Sean Howzer we’re simply trying to enjoy a romantic Valentine’s day dinner, when the couple sitting next…

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MAN TURNS MINOR INCONVENIENCE INTO 10 MINUTE VLOG POST

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After being forced to purchase generic brand Greek yogurt, Local man Tim Howard, 39, started a vlog entry that would cascade…

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