Category: Tech
CALL CENTER EMPLOYEE HORRIFIED PERSON BROKE THROUGH AUTOMATIC RESPONSE LOOP
BISMARCK, ND — Instant ramen scalded the lap of startled Jason Orlando, 37, as the voice of a frustrated customer filled his headset. “Umm, hello?!…
MAN TURNS MINOR INCONVENIENCE INTO 10 MINUTE VLOG POST
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After being forced to purchase generic brand Greek yogurt, Local man Tim Howard, 39, started a vlog entry that would cascade…
C.E.O INSTALLS LITERAL GLASS CEILING IN NEW FEMALE EXEC’S OFFICE.
NAUGATUCK, CN – Local C.E.O Wyatt Tanner welcomed his new Managing Director, Diana R. Clinton, with a brand-new office featuring an all-glass ceiling placed directly underneath…
MAN LEARNS BASIC HTML, FEELS LIKE TECH GOD.
RALEIGH, NC — Upon completing two lessons in basic HTML, area man Todd Greene, 55, felt the power of the tech gods coursing through his…
WEBPAGE ENTIRELY ADS.
“There’s not a single iota of original content,” her grandson Otis remarked with awe. “It’s all ads.”
REPORT: IF YOU DIDN’T POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
“Any photos, videos, or even audio recordings you’ve taken without posting to Facebook, twitter, snapchat, Instagram — hell — even Pintrest, don’t exist.”