Category: U.S.
Nation’s Lawmakers Ask Facebook to Fix Country.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, over 100 senators, from 46 states, gathered on Capitol Hill to question Facebook creator, and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, in a…
FLORIDA STATE TO OFFER MASTERS IN TAILGATING AND DATE RAPE.
TALLAHASSEE, FL — Starting this spring Florida State University will be offering a masters program in tailgating and date rape. The program, which features classes…
PHANTOM NATION OF COAL MINERS MOST CATERED TO DEMOGRAPHIC IN U.S.
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following President Trump’s decision to pull out of the Paris Agreement earlier this month, the Census Advisory Committee released a special report…
COUNTRY NOT GOING IN DIRECTION ILLUMINATI LEADER IMAGINED.
the only remnant of his existence was the smell of smoke that came from his ivory pipe.
FATE OF ENTIRE NATION RESTS ON TEMPERAMENT OF 3 A.M. TWEET.
As the clock strikes 3:01 A.M., an entire nation looks on with terror as electromagnetic waves containing threats of war and hate speech depart from the New York skyline