NEW YORK, NY — Perched high above the New York skyline the unknown leader of the Illuminati lets out a sigh of disappointment. “It’s just not like I imagined,” he said taking a drag off his ivory pipe. “At first it was great; I could feel the power rising up from within me, but now it seems like a novelty,” whimpered the leader of the most powerful secret organization in human history. “What do you look forward to when you have the leader of the free world in your back pocket, and nearly unlimited resources? I’m beginning to understand how the Google CEOs might feel,” wailed the high chancellor of the Illuminati as he planted Russian fake news. At press time the chancellor was no where to be found and the only remnant of his existence was the smell of smoke that came from his ivory pipe.