ST. LOUIS, MO — Mere moments after placing their order, local couple, Jane Lovett and Matthew Rodgers’s, appetizers hit the table.  “Wow, that was fast!” Explaimed the couple, looking to the food runner for any sort of explanation, who smiled nervously, nodded, and faded away. When questioned by Lovett, veteran waitress, Susane Meyers, 33,  swiftly replied that the kitchen had accidentally double-made another table’s order, settling any doubts in her guest’s mind.  Rodgers, however, remained unconvinced: “They probably had that calamari sitting under the heat lamps for at least 15 minutes — I mean just look at it! Its was delivered soggy, and these are all the tiny left-over bits from the frier. It just doesn’t add up — Do the laws of physics not apply to their frier?!” Said Rodgers in a terrible attempt at a My Cousin Vinny reference. At press time Rodgers could be seen dropping half a star from his yelp review, furiously typing away on his smartphone.