How's this: Chanukkah?

No? Well how about Channukkah? C'mon, that's a good one.

Ah I see, not a fan of the "CH" version Eh?

Boom! Hannukkah! I bet you weren't expecting that?

Alright then -- you don't want to cooperate! Here's your new spelling: Xchanukah. YOU MADE ME DO THIS!