Get it Together Jews — How the FUCK do you Spell Hanukkah?
Seriously, figure it out.
How Has No One Accused Bill Maher of Anything Yet?
Los Angeles, CA — Yet another week has passed, and the chauvinistic hills of Hollywood continue to crumble, and rightfully so. As new predators emerge,…
CITY PUMPING OUT PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC’S LIKE HOT CAKES
New York, NY — Mayor Bill De Blasio came out in celebration this past week, after New York City was named the best city in…
FLORIDA STATE TO OFFER MASTERS IN TAILGATING AND DATE RAPE.
TALLAHASSEE, FL — Starting this spring Florida State University will be offering a masters program in tailgating and date rape. The program, which features classes…
FLACCID PENIS EXPOSURE HIGHER THAN GENERAL PRACTITIONER IMAGINED
BOSTON, MA — Local man and general practitioner, Gregory Mansfield, MD, 38, confirmed on this past Wednesday that he never imagined he’d have to see…
MAN’S ASS CRACK ALWAYS SHOWING
JACKSONVILLE, FL — Local man Andy Hodge went about his week seemingly unaware of the devastation the deep, dark, crevasse betwixt his lumbering, thunder-thighs was…
TAXI FEATURES MOST UNRESPONSIVE TOUCH SCREEN EVER.
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Bill de Blasio was pleased to announce a new fleet of hybrid electric taxis this week, capable of achieving upwards…