EXPERTS CONFIRM PEOPLE WHO SAY “I DON’T SEE COLOR” NOT RACIST AT ALL.
Albuquerque, NM — Dr. Robert Schmek, Professor of sociology at the University of New Mexico, 49, led the team that published its findings in the International…
SWINGERS CREEPING OUT COUPLE TRYING TO HAVE NORMAL VALENTINE’S DAY.
SEATTLE, WA — Local couple Katherine Levy and Sean Howzer we’re simply trying to enjoy a romantic Valentine’s day dinner, when the couple sitting next…
BAND LEADER PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY TELLS REST OF BAND THEY’RE SHIT AT MUSIC
BRICK TOWNSHIP, NJ — The soft hum of amplifier feedback awkwardly filled the room, as Aaron Faulk — 22-year-old rhythm guitarist AND lead vocalist —…
MAN TURNS MINOR INCONVENIENCE INTO 10 MINUTE VLOG POST
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After being forced to purchase generic brand Greek yogurt, Local man Tim Howard, 39, started a vlog entry that would cascade…
C.E.O INSTALLS LITERAL GLASS CEILING IN NEW FEMALE EXEC’S OFFICE.
NAUGATUCK, CN – Local C.E.O Wyatt Tanner welcomed his new Managing Director, Diana R. Clinton, with a brand-new office featuring an all-glass ceiling placed directly underneath…
MAN LEARNS BASIC HTML, FEELS LIKE TECH GOD.
RALEIGH, NC — Upon completing two lessons in basic HTML, area man Todd Greene, 55, felt the power of the tech gods coursing through his…
BEST MEAL MAN EVER HAD MOSTLY MELTED CHEESE.
MCKEES ROCKS, PA — Local man Dale Ryan, 44, reportedly ate the best meal of his life, this past Thursday, consisting mostly of melted cheese….
AREA MAN THINKING ABOUT EX AGAIN.
ROLLING HILLS, WY — Local man Justin Raynes, 26, stared longing into the distance, thinking about his ex-girlfriend. Vannessa Willard, Raynes’ Ex, 28, ended the…
WEBPAGE ENTIRELY ADS.
“There’s not a single iota of original content,” her grandson Otis remarked with awe. “It’s all ads.”
COUNTRY NOT GOING IN DIRECTION ILLUMINATI LEADER IMAGINED.
the only remnant of his existence was the smell of smoke that came from his ivory pipe.