OXFORD, LONDON — A research team from Oxford University, London, released a report today confirming what many of us already seemingly know. “Any photos, videos, or even audio recordings you’ve taken without posting to Facebook, twitter, snapchat, Instagram — hell — even Pintrest, don’t exist.” Says Professor Lewis Campbell. Campbell, who led the team of 6 graduate students, assured that all of the team’s findings had been posted to the university’s Facebook page; thereby, validating that the study exists and that future generations will be able access to it.