ITAWAMBA COUNTY, MI — Area Advertising Firm “Redneck Bottlecap” has unveiled their new flagship product: webpages that are entirely ads. The webpages are hooked into every ad network on the internet, stacking display banners on top of video ads encased by one gigantic premium ad.”I spend my entire Saturday afternoon clicking through these damn pop-ups to redeem my $50 prize, and then my computer crashes!” Local grandmother Cecille Jackson complained to her grandchildren. “There’s not a single iota of original content,” her grandson Otis remarked with awe. “It’s all ads.” At press time, a Macbook Pro with Adblocker was seen exploding after attempting to load the webpage.